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Anmeldedatum: 02.01.2003
Beiträge: 1266
Wohnort: Bayrisch Kongo
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 Verfasst am: 27.02.03 | 09:23 Titel: Für die Gentlemen... |
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Kyle said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward,
I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean
says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we
can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my balls in your
left
hand and my dick in your right hand."
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half
an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, "Kylie,
that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the
best sex yet. But again, hold my balls i! n your left hand, and my Dick
in your right hand." Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The
results are mind blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit,
Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and
your
dick in my right stimulate you while you're sleepin?" Sean replies, "No,
but the
last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet."
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